Dating Profile: Bernie Sanders
Name: Bernie Sanders
Height/eye color: 6 ft. Brown/Green – like some of those dark trees you find in Vermont.
College: University of Chicago (where I once participated in a protest against police brutality)
Favorite words: Yuge, free, revolution, corrupt, Vermont.
Things I love: Free college, yelling, hating Wall Street, hikes, pointing, Killer Mike
Things I hate: The 1%. Oh, and Wall Street.
Favorite Place to Travel to: Other than Vermont? China, Cuba, and Vietnam.
Hobbies: Beach Cleanups and recycling. I also enjoy bird watching and reading books.
What I’m looking for: A socially progressive, down-to-earth, educated woman that is looking start a revolution with me.